Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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