there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Randomize