ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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