i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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