David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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