please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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