I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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