quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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