you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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