my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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