Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
We need to get me chipped asap
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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