Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Too much gin, very little bucket
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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