You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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