Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Randomize
