i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
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