Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Randomize
