Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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