my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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