we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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