I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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