It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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