Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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