i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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