Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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