I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
