she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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