you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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