elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
They are going to name an STD after you.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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