so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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