I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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