I love black thongs
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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