I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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