don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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