Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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