Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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