chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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