i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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