a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
We have started to decorate penises.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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