it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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