This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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