is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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