He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
I'm really busy with my period
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