none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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