Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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