i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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