Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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