Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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