i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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