Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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