a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
