they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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