Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
It's just like the Real World with babies
only you would photoshop your dick
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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