genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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