You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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