mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
She is in my trunk
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
just tell him i said nine months
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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