I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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